I had nothing to do, so I did this...test...

[magic_fratboy]

You Are Coke

A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer. Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party. Your best soda match: Mountain Dew Stay away from:Dr Pepper

What Kind of Soda Are You?

Comments

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

LOL It just says coke. Not A coke. You're drugs!!

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I am many things, my treasure, but drugs is not one of them.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

You're my own personal crack. I'da said heroin but that's so over done. Like when you cook steak.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I...do overcook steak. I will have to remedy that. I do not care for well cooked meat.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

... Say that again?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I said I do not care for my steak to be well done. I do not know why I cook it that way all the time.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't speak ESL.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I am sorry, I got distracted. It was just an observation.

How are you? Are you enjoying New York?

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

What's with the uber polite, are we in a fight? And why don't you like contractions anymore. Not be racist against the apostraphe.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

A fight? No, we are not. Why would you think that, Sassy?

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Where's May?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

She is in bed, asleep. I put her down with Hardy well over an hour ago. Why?

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

You fed and changed her and gave her her last bottle?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

And played with her teddy bear, her bunny, and helped her say good night to Ziyah. Sassy, what is wrong?

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Nothing, just miss my little sugarbear. You know, New York isn't really my style. I think I might jet home before Detroit.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

...you are lying. But you do not have to. My little bunny is in no danger. Everything is all right here. You have no reason to worry.