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Back for more of this shlock...
( Take two... )
It's a well acted movie, well made for its time. But these stupid fuckers weren't even trying. I seriously hope none of you ever have to sit and watch some of your most precious and terrible memories and life events destroyed by the mammoth monster that is Hollywood.
For the record, Zee? I promise not to saw you in half on our wedding night. I won't leave you for a pagoda water torture trick, either. Yeah, I'm rolling my eyes.
...and now I'm watching the trailer on this DVD. I shouldn't have the taglines are pissing me off all over again. Someone come take this thing away from me.
( Take two... )
It's a well acted movie, well made for its time. But these stupid fuckers weren't even trying. I seriously hope none of you ever have to sit and watch some of your most precious and terrible memories and life events destroyed by the mammoth monster that is Hollywood.
For the record, Zee? I promise not to saw you in half on our wedding night. I won't leave you for a pagoda water torture trick, either. Yeah, I'm rolling my eyes.
...and now I'm watching the trailer on this DVD. I shouldn't have the taglines are pissing me off all over again. Someone come take this thing away from me.
