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magic_fratboyBack for more of this shlock...
- I still say I look too good.
- It's still a bunch of crap.
- Kinda irks me there's nothing about Margerie in this damn thing.
- The seance is crap. That bugs the fuck outta me.
- They fucked up the Water Torture Cell. Jesus, don't they have any respect for the dead?!
- This Otto guy is great, but now he's bugging me. I had no idea what was going on.
- Jesus, here comes the worst part.
- I can't watch, honest.
- Don't do it, you fucker. Go back and find those goddamn college students.
- I guess I can take some comfort in the fact they had it happen before I got in the box?
- They didn't even build it right! Honestly, what the hell's the matter with them?!?!
- Pagoda...I have to remember this is just a movie. I have to remember this is just a movie...
- This is bullshit. Seriously, this is a fucking crock of bullshit!!
- They weren't even trying. Nothing makes any goddamn sense.
- ...is that guy holding my hand feeling me up? Er...Curtis? Fuck, I hate this goddamn movie.
- Yeah, that guy's groping him.
- Thank God the damn thing's over.
It's a well acted movie, well made for its time. But these stupid fuckers weren't even trying. I seriously hope none of you ever have to sit and watch some of your most precious and terrible memories and life events destroyed by the mammoth monster that is Hollywood.
For the record, Zee? I promise not to saw you in half on our wedding night. I won't leave you for a pagoda water torture trick, either. Yeah, I'm rolling my eyes.
...and now I'm watching the trailer on this DVD. I shouldn't have the taglines are pissing me off all over again. Someone come take this thing away from me.
- I still say I look too good.
- It's still a bunch of crap.
- Kinda irks me there's nothing about Margerie in this damn thing.
- The seance is crap. That bugs the fuck outta me.
- They fucked up the Water Torture Cell. Jesus, don't they have any respect for the dead?!
- This Otto guy is great, but now he's bugging me. I had no idea what was going on.
- Jesus, here comes the worst part.
- I can't watch, honest.
- Don't do it, you fucker. Go back and find those goddamn college students.
- I guess I can take some comfort in the fact they had it happen before I got in the box?
- They didn't even build it right! Honestly, what the hell's the matter with them?!?!
- Pagoda...I have to remember this is just a movie. I have to remember this is just a movie...
- This is bullshit. Seriously, this is a fucking crock of bullshit!!
- They weren't even trying. Nothing makes any goddamn sense.
- ...is that guy holding my hand feeling me up? Er...Curtis? Fuck, I hate this goddamn movie.
- Yeah, that guy's groping him.
- Thank God the damn thing's over.
It's a well acted movie, well made for its time. But these stupid fuckers weren't even trying. I seriously hope none of you ever have to sit and watch some of your most precious and terrible memories and life events destroyed by the mammoth monster that is Hollywood.
For the record, Zee? I promise not to saw you in half on our wedding night. I won't leave you for a pagoda water torture trick, either. Yeah, I'm rolling my eyes.
...and now I'm watching the trailer on this DVD. I shouldn't have the taglines are pissing me off all over again. Someone come take this thing away from me.
