[wam] 043 - girl parts/boy parts
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magic_fratboyNOTE: Takes place approximately four to five years in the future.
He sat facing her, eyes narrowed. In five years of combat, locked in battle with the forces of darkness, he’d never expected that he would face an adversary as worthy or as relentless as the one that sat before him.
The little baby behemoth with honey-colored pigtails and her mother’s hard scowl, softened by pudgy cheeks and eyes that were still darkening to match her father’s, just like her hair.
“You’re not gonna take no for an answer, are ya?” he finally asked with a raised eyebrow.
Four year old Mayilia Ambrogio-Karras shook her head, making her pigtails bounce against her face. “Nope.”
“Not even if I ask pretty please?”
“No. Tell me.”
With a sigh, Tommy rubbed a hand over his face and wished to God that the pipes at the club hadn’t busted that morning, so Ziyah could be home to help him field this question.
“Well, it’s…it’s complicated.” He began slowly.
“What’s comp-i-cated?”
“It means very, very hard to tell, and very hard to understand.”
“I’m smart! I un’erstand!”
“I know, baby.” Tommy sighed, leaning over to pick Mayilia up and plop her in his lap with a popping sound that made her giggle. “But your question…it’s one that’s very hard for Daddy to answer. So can you help me?”
“Okay! Tell.”
Jesus, she was like a pit bull… “Okay. You know that Mommy and Daddy are different, right? Our faces and hair and our bodies?”
“Mommy’s got jiggly boobsies. You gots hard ones.”
“Yes…yes, that’s true.” He replied hesitantly, fighting with all his might not to smile. “Well, we’re also different like you and Ehrie are different with our…body parts. Boy parts and girl parts.”
“Why can’t I has a boy part? I wanna writes on walls!”
Tommy stilled, frowning a little as he regarded May while she reached up to play with the handcuff amulet around his neck. Erik was only three, and couldn’t write his own name, much less write in urine…
“Honey? Where did you see someone write on the wall with their boy parts?” he asked carefully.
“I dinnit. Unca Benjy said to Mommy dat he could writes her names on the wall and she said bad words about boy parts. Lots of ‘em was Talin, I dinnit hear. I promise, Daddy!”
Grateful that Ziyah had taken to cursing in Italian around the kids while they were still too young to understand, Tommy grinned and kissed the top of her head, making a note to kill Ben later. “It’s okay, baby girl. You didn’t do anything wrong. But did I answer your question about boy and girl parts?”
Mayilia nodded emphatically again. “Uh huh! Can I go pay wif Ha-dee?”
“Yeah, go ahead. But no tail pulling!”
“S’ok, Daddy! He tol’ me no!” she chirped brightly, sliding off his lap and trotting away at top speed.
It took Tommy a moment to realize what she’d said before he flopped back on the couch again, rubbing his hands over his face. Talking to the cat? There was a good goddamn chance she was starting to manifest her power.
First, part one of the sex talk…now this. What a freakin’ day…
Muse: Tommy Karras
Fandom: Original Character
Words: 536
He sat facing her, eyes narrowed. In five years of combat, locked in battle with the forces of darkness, he’d never expected that he would face an adversary as worthy or as relentless as the one that sat before him.
The little baby behemoth with honey-colored pigtails and her mother’s hard scowl, softened by pudgy cheeks and eyes that were still darkening to match her father’s, just like her hair.
“You’re not gonna take no for an answer, are ya?” he finally asked with a raised eyebrow.
Four year old Mayilia Ambrogio-Karras shook her head, making her pigtails bounce against her face. “Nope.”
“Not even if I ask pretty please?”
“No. Tell me.”
With a sigh, Tommy rubbed a hand over his face and wished to God that the pipes at the club hadn’t busted that morning, so Ziyah could be home to help him field this question.
“Well, it’s…it’s complicated.” He began slowly.
“What’s comp-i-cated?”
“It means very, very hard to tell, and very hard to understand.”
“I’m smart! I un’erstand!”
“I know, baby.” Tommy sighed, leaning over to pick Mayilia up and plop her in his lap with a popping sound that made her giggle. “But your question…it’s one that’s very hard for Daddy to answer. So can you help me?”
“Okay! Tell.”
Jesus, she was like a pit bull… “Okay. You know that Mommy and Daddy are different, right? Our faces and hair and our bodies?”
“Mommy’s got jiggly boobsies. You gots hard ones.”
“Yes…yes, that’s true.” He replied hesitantly, fighting with all his might not to smile. “Well, we’re also different like you and Ehrie are different with our…body parts. Boy parts and girl parts.”
“Why can’t I has a boy part? I wanna writes on walls!”
Tommy stilled, frowning a little as he regarded May while she reached up to play with the handcuff amulet around his neck. Erik was only three, and couldn’t write his own name, much less write in urine…
“Honey? Where did you see someone write on the wall with their boy parts?” he asked carefully.
“I dinnit. Unca Benjy said to Mommy dat he could writes her names on the wall and she said bad words about boy parts. Lots of ‘em was Talin, I dinnit hear. I promise, Daddy!”
Grateful that Ziyah had taken to cursing in Italian around the kids while they were still too young to understand, Tommy grinned and kissed the top of her head, making a note to kill Ben later. “It’s okay, baby girl. You didn’t do anything wrong. But did I answer your question about boy and girl parts?”
Mayilia nodded emphatically again. “Uh huh! Can I go pay wif Ha-dee?”
“Yeah, go ahead. But no tail pulling!”
“S’ok, Daddy! He tol’ me no!” she chirped brightly, sliding off his lap and trotting away at top speed.
It took Tommy a moment to realize what she’d said before he flopped back on the couch again, rubbing his hands over his face. Talking to the cat? There was a good goddamn chance she was starting to manifest her power.
First, part one of the sex talk…now this. What a freakin’ day…
Muse: Tommy Karras
Fandom: Original Character
Words: 536
