[myl] 94.9 - ways to spend a day off

[magic_fratboy]

- hang with my girl
- tie myself up
- cuff myself and dive into a pool
- clip my cats' claws
- walk on broken glass
- escape from a milk can
- go grocery shopping
- take a nap in a coffin
- drop shit off the roof of a building
- run myself over with a bulldozer
- look for a realtor
- get run through a woodchipper
- let a car run me over
- pick up paper towels

Tommy Karras
Original Character

Comments

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

It ain't even about that, it's...I guess I just gotta start learning to think like a married guy. Sharing everything, money included?

C'mon, the steamroller ain't that big a deal.

[dealing-death.livejournal.com]

Yes. Sharing everything. Money included. [holds his face in her hands and kisses him] This is our life, together. If we can have the gorgeous house, why not?

I can assure you I would survive being run down by a steamroller, would you be excited to see it happen?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

[smiles and loops his arms around her waist] And you do deserve a gorgeous house...

Well...no, I wouldn't be, but that's different.

[dealing-death.livejournal.com]

[Clears her throat and shakes her head] We. Deserve. It. Soooooo.....can we put in an offer? I am certain I can talk them down in price. I have my ways....[Bats her lashes and flashes a wickedly sweet smile.....before letting it fade to a mock glare.]

How is it different? If I tell you I will live, you will believe it, just as I believe that you will survive. That does not make it easy to watch.....or think about.

I know you will be okay. I do. If you say it is so, I will believe you. Still.........I don't like the idea of you being hurt. Even just a little.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

[Already, the wife has him in line as he smiles and nods.] Okay, we make an offer. But we haggle, alright?

There is a difference, babe. If you go under a steamroller, I suffer, I know you'll live...and all that comes of that is a lotta pain. If I go under, nobody knows anything. And when I come out alive? Yeah, I know you'll be stressed, but the world keeps turning. Because I went under a steamroller so a bunch of humans would believe I'd survive it. Do you understand?

[dealing-death.livejournal.com]

[Her smile gets impossibly big and she nods] Deal. We haggle.

It isn't fair.....you should not suffer if I am hurt.....[She sighed softly and laid her cheek against his chest] I.....understand....you promise me, give me your word, you do not do this without me there.

There won't be....blood or.....squished parts will there?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

[chuckles and kisses her forehead] Babe, I don't even know if that's what I'm doing yet. It's an idea at this point, nothin' more. But I promise you can be there, and I promise not to make it too bloody...if I can help it. I hear the body suspension can get real gross, especially afterward.

[dealing-death.livejournal.com]

[takes a deep breath, tossing loose a few hairs as she huffs it out]

I can not promise to like these insane stunts of yours, but I promise I will always be there when you do them. [blushes] I've learned enough to know you can use me more then a bandage when it's over with.....I'll kiss you better and yell at you at home.