Maybe if you read the TABLOIDS...

[magic_fratboy]

Your Passion is Pink

Innocent and naive, you approach sex with a pure mindset. You tend to enjoy teasing and flaunting much more than actual sex. You're a notorious flirt, and you can pick up anyone you desire. As a result, your reputation is a lot steamier than your real sex life.

What Color Is Your Passion?

Yeah, gonna go hide my head in the ground now...