Someone at home's pissed at me.

[magic_fratboy]

We walk through the door, and there's a huge pile of shit waiting for us in the foyer. Dad's been feeding the animals while I was gone, so had to have happened today.

Future reference: don't warn the furry children when we're coming home. They'll plan revenge on us for being away so long.

Translation? We're back in Vegas, Zee's getting used to the new house...and Sassy? You better haul your ass over here to say hello before Zee starts making cannolis and makes my waistline disappear.

Comments

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

No I think I'll wait until after the cannolis have been made and then come in.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Babe, that's your cue to come over and bring me cookies.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

But I want cannolis!

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

If you ever wanna find out the answer to the question 'boxers or briefs,' you better move it or lose it.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Trick question. Boxer briefs. Ben told me once, I bribed him with cookies.

And speaking of? They're in the oven, so give me a freakin' second or they're going to burn. Take a chill pill man.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I missed you. And your cookies. I don't wanna take a chill pill.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Well you won't have cookies if you don't let them finish baking!

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I could make 'em finish now, you know. Did I mention Zee and May are over here waiting, too?

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

If you magic my cookies, I'll kill you.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

[voice at her left shoulder]

You're no fun.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

[doesn't move an inch from where she's lounging against the counter watching the over time tick down]

If you even think about using magic on them, you won't be able to have anymore children.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I repeat: you're no fun.

[wraps his arms around her from behind and kisses the top of her head]

Missed you, babe.