Took this one off Bee, and boy was it hard...

[magic_fratboy]

Your result for The Supervillain Archetype Test...

The Megalomaniac

Ambitious, Intelligent, Calculating

The Megalomaniac is the most prestigious of super-villain classes. If anyone is ever going to rule the world, it will probably be you.

Your main goal in life is power and domination, you have the tools to do it, and you know it. Megalomaniacs are intelligent and forceful, and they tend not to let their emotions cloud their judgment. Most of the time. They are usually found, or not found, working at the top of a huge structured organization, though many prefer to work by themselves.

The Megalomaniac has but one flaw, but its an invariably fatal one; arrogance. He knows that he can take over the world, and he isn't afraid to let you know, often elaborately and in great detail. They often do not foresee the fly in their ointment, because they do not want to admit that such a fly could exist.

Sample Megalomaniacs: Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, Ras al'Ghul, Kang the Conqueror, Emperor Palpatine, Brain

Take The Supervillain Archetype Test at HelloQuizzy

Seriously? I'm a megalomaniac? What the hell? I mean, I could barely do this quiz. What do I believe people are at heart? My answer wasn't even fuckin' on there!

Not sure why I do these, but I blame Jelly. And Bee. And Sassy. And...I dunno, everyone else on my friends' list that does these when I get bored.

Comments

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Well I have yet to see you do one that came from me. So I'm safe. *raises hands in victory*

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for now.

I'm watchin' you, sister. You're an evil one, I know you're gonna sting me sooner or later. *smirk*

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Bzz. *slow laugh*

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Hardy har, very funny. *grins*

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

*grins madly*

Thank you. Thank you. *curtsies* I'll be here all week.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Does the rest of the world know you're this big a goofball? 'Cause seriously, if they don't they're missing out.

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

No, they aren't as lucky as you and a select few others. That makes you priiiiveledged. *snort*

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Well, for the record? I do feel pretty special, so thanks. *winks*

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

*smirks* You should! I don't let just anyone into the 'Zee's A Goof' club.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

No kidding? I need a membership card or anything?

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Nah, you know the goof personally. *pulls him in by the waist* That gets you the funky club bonuses too.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*lets himself be reeled in with a grin*

Yeah? What sorta bonuses?

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Only the best. *nods once chuckling* I could tell you now, but the others might hear and get a tad jealous.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh. Can't have that, huh? Maybe you can whisper it to me...

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

*pulls him down gently by the neck and whispers something rather suggestive and pulls back laughing*

How's that for benefits, eh?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*listens, eyes widening with a smile as he blushes beet red*

That's, um...uh...that's, uh...that's...you...I...that's very...um...I...y'know...

Whoo boy. *runs a hand back through his hair nervously*

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Of course not all in one night, but you know. *giggles and presses a kiss to his lips* Those are the bigger benefits.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*smiles shyly and lowers his gaze, nodding* Yeah, I figured...I mean, I didn't assume, but down the line, y'know, I...

*sighs and scrubs a hand over his face, looking up at her again with a small, curious smile...still, obviously, blushing*

You don't mind, right? If we...take it a little slow? I mean, I don't like to rush things, and knowin' what I do now about my past? I understand why...

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

*tilts his head up, smiling*

No, I don't mind at all. I like this pace. I used to be..*sigh*..a little wild. So, yeah..let's just take our time. *smiles and nods thoughtfully, bringing her hand to his cheek*

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*grins and turns his head against her hand to kiss her palm*

Good to know...very good to know.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive! We will rule over this land and we will call it...this land!

...BUT WE WILL NOT MONOLOGUE, DAMNIT.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Nah, we can eulogize the hero instead.

And as much as I love me some Firefly? We need a better name for our land. How 'bout...Das Woonderland? *grin*

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

No. BOB. XD

I WANT TO BE THE QUEEN OF BOB! And Turkey. Which will be renamed Chicken. THE QUEEN OF BOB AND CHICKEN!

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Done. Although I'd prefer Cow and Chicken. King of Cow and Chicken...I could live with that.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

BOB!

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing*

Can we compromise? Bob, Cow, and Chicken? I even put Bob first and everything!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

*huffs* Fine.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Oh, or how 'bout this? We'll name it Bob and Chicken, and annex Puerto Rico as Cow. Then everybody's happy.

[magicsophie.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way, you're the most prestigious! you live in Hollywood, what did you expect? *giggles*

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Eh, good point.

I guess I oughta just face facts: I'm the baddest ass supervillain out there. *nods*

[magicsophie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Do I have to fear your rage if I break somathing at your place?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Nah. I'm a benevolent supervillain. ;)

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

I call malarky on this post.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

So I got you callin' malarkey and Sassy callin' shenanigans on my crap. It's like matching bookends. *laughs*

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't speak for Sass but you are to supervillianery like I am to a debutant ball. And you sure as hell ain't a megalomaniac. You are humble to almost delusional levels.

Now Ben... *grins teasingly*

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I just took the quiz for shits and giggles, but it's like I said: I almost couldn't take the goddamned thing! I mean, I couldn't answer half the questions, I just picked shit at random!

You're right, I guess: Dr. Doom, I will never be. But you're dead right about Benji. *laughs*

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

I figured it was something like that. I got a few questions in myself and said fuck it. Nothing really matched for me either. It's not as much fun if you can't get to the end and be like "OMG! That nailed me."

I should get him an eyepatch. The man needs an eyepatch.

Oh! While I got you here. My friend Aryn and possibly her boyfriend Remy will be in LA next week. I'll be around too checking things out in Santa Barbara. Any chance I can talk you into coming out with us?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

The man needs a muzzle's what he needs. *smirk*

Really? That's awesome! Uhh...I got some advertising meeting next week, a group that's subcontracting us for an ad campaign? But that's earlier in the week, when are you guys hittin' SB?

...*perks* Think they got any good mortuaries out there? I'm still lookin' for a coffin...

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*grins* No way. He cracks me up. It's not often I run into people that can take it as well as they receive it.

Oh. You don't have to go to Santa Barbara. I can come down to you. I'm flying into LAX on Monday so I was thinking Santa Barbara tour on Tuesday then LA on Wednesday. You think you will be free for that?

I can't believe you are seriously gonna do this. Are you going for the full six feet or something shallower?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

SB's a day trip from LA, but with that meeting I guess I'm shot for that. But Wednesday's totally cool. Bring yer buds, I'd love to meet them...we'll have some laughs! Do you need a lift from the airport at all?

Full six feet in regulation cuffs and leg irons. With a twist. I'm goin' for broke on this.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

No, I'll be driving from SB. I'll probably pick Aryn up from the airport and then it depends on traffic. I can call you once I have her and either pick you up or meet somewhere. You know any good spots on a Wednesday?

*chuckles and shakes her head* So what's the plan if you don't manage it? Benji and I digging you up?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Easiest thing is to meet me at the office, I'll be there. And we'll head to The Rising Sun. Fraternity club, lots of Brothers and Sisters there. You'll dig it.

If I don't make it, I'm dead. In which case, I wanna be left there. One of the reasons I'm choosing the coffin so carefully. I'll be in there permanently if I don't get out.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

I can do that. I'll just need the address from you and I can punch into my GPS. So this club, what kind of place is this? Upscale?

*grows quiet and brings her hand up to her stomach suddenly very nervous though trying to talk herself back from it.* This is what you do. You're good at it. You'll be fine.

You will fine, right?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Middle of the road, an either/or sorta thing. Don't stress it, any attire or whatnot is totally cool. The manager's a friend, and she's way laid back.

I promise I'll try to be fine, that's for sure. I've never done this before, Laur. Not really, I mean, I did similar stuff last time I was here? But that was almost a hundred years ago. And this...I tried to do this back then, and I couldn't.

I guess you could say I got a score to settle with this escape. That's why I'm planning such a huge thing.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I wasn't thinkin' about me. Aryn's something of a girlie girl and I figured I should ask questions she may need answers to later. *smiles*

*Takes a deep breath and nods* Then you do it. And you beat it. And when you do I'll be there and we'll party.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

*clicks his tongue and winks* Gotcha.

We will...I'm having an after party if I actually make it out.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

When you make it out.