1. What do you think of coffee? (Do not mock this question. It's important.)
Hey, I'm the last guy you'll hear dissing coffee. I live on the stuff, especially when I'm working late or something. Believe it or not, I actually find coffee very soothing. Maybe it's bad for me? But I really like to have a little before bed at night if I'm having trouble sleeping. Very little, mind you, I know it's bad for me, but the taste and the smell of it...yeah, coffee's kind of a comfort drink for me. Don't ask me why.
2. When did you last make a complete fool of yourself? (gory details encouraged)
Falling on my ass in kickboxing class the other day? Gosh, I dunno...wait. No, I do know. I went out and got drunk with my boys, Jay and Mike Kellar? Bad, bad move. We got into this stupid truth or dare drinking game that I lost, so I had to get naked in public at a hotel pool. I was drunk and crazy, so I did it the only way I knew I could without fainting or something: I pulled a Houdini and did a naked escape. Think the hundred foot rope escape, only I did it with a hundred feet of lightweight chain and six padlocks. Jumped in the pool and escaped in about two and a half minutes. I know the trick like the back of my hand, I'd just never done it before, but I found out later that I had some help from my powers in getting loose.
3. Boxers or briefs and why?
Aw, Jesus, why you gotta ask me stuff like that, huh? Uh...briefs. When I do wear 'em.
4. What did you do the first time you experienced loss? (I want details on this one too)
Aw, I was a mess. I'm talking about death, because I've moved a few times in my life; I was born in New York, then we moved to Vegas and finally LA. It was my papouli, and I was fourteen. He was my dad's father, and it just broke my pops. Still, he got me through it...I missed a few days of school for the funeral, and just because I was so shook up? But I came back in time to take a final I needed so I could play a big baseball game that was coming up. Without my dad...I don't much know what I would've done.
5. What's your favorite song of all time?
God, you're makin' me choose? Okay, fine...I guess really, of all time, I have to say "Paranoid" by BLACK SABBATH.
6. How would you like to see your life turn out?
This really isn't as grim as it sounds, I swear: ending in a manner I could live with.
7. Who would you most like to see naked? (Dead or Alive)
Are you trying to make me blush? Seriously. Uh...dead, maybe Betty Grable. She had the greatest legs. Living? Please don't kill or laugh at me, but Ambre Lake from VH1's ROCK OF LOVE, Season 2. Yes, I've watched it, yes I'm insane. There was a marathon, I couldn't help myself. Anyway, I think she's really very good looking, so...ah...yeah.
Can I just go pull an ostrich and hide my head in the sand now?
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Re: Muahahahaha
Date: 2008-07-16 04:22 pm (UTC)Hey, I'm the last guy you'll hear dissing coffee. I live on the stuff, especially when I'm working late or something. Believe it or not, I actually find coffee very soothing. Maybe it's bad for me? But I really like to have a little before bed at night if I'm having trouble sleeping. Very little, mind you, I know it's bad for me, but the taste and the smell of it...yeah, coffee's kind of a comfort drink for me. Don't ask me why.
2. When did you last make a complete fool of yourself? (gory details encouraged)
Falling on my ass in kickboxing class the other day? Gosh, I dunno...wait. No, I do know. I went out and got drunk with my boys, Jay and Mike Kellar? Bad, bad move. We got into this stupid truth or dare drinking game that I lost, so I had to get naked in public at a hotel pool. I was drunk and crazy, so I did it the only way I knew I could without fainting or something: I pulled a Houdini and did a naked escape. Think the hundred foot rope escape, only I did it with a hundred feet of lightweight chain and six padlocks. Jumped in the pool and escaped in about two and a half minutes. I know the trick like the back of my hand, I'd just never done it before, but I found out later that I had some help from my powers in getting loose.
3. Boxers or briefs and why?
Aw, Jesus, why you gotta ask me stuff like that, huh? Uh...briefs. When I do wear 'em.
4. What did you do the first time you experienced loss? (I want details on this one too)
Aw, I was a mess. I'm talking about death, because I've moved a few times in my life; I was born in New York, then we moved to Vegas and finally LA. It was my papouli, and I was fourteen. He was my dad's father, and it just broke my pops. Still, he got me through it...I missed a few days of school for the funeral, and just because I was so shook up? But I came back in time to take a final I needed so I could play a big baseball game that was coming up. Without my dad...I don't much know what I would've done.
5. What's your favorite song of all time?
God, you're makin' me choose? Okay, fine...I guess really, of all time, I have to say "Paranoid" by BLACK SABBATH.
6. How would you like to see your life turn out?
This really isn't as grim as it sounds, I swear: ending in a manner I could live with.
7. Who would you most like to see naked? (Dead or Alive)
Are you trying to make me blush? Seriously. Uh...dead, maybe Betty Grable. She had the greatest legs. Living? Please don't kill or laugh at me, but Ambre Lake from VH1's ROCK OF LOVE, Season 2. Yes, I've watched it, yes I'm insane. There was a marathon, I couldn't help myself. Anyway, I think she's really very good looking, so...ah...yeah.
Can I just go pull an ostrich and hide my head in the sand now?