From Sassy
Sep. 5th, 2009 07:12 pm1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I got burn scars on both my wrists. Got 'em during demonstrations where I had to escape from tainted handcuffs.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Couple abstract paintings (one of 'em is mine), some family photos
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Talk sometimes, according to Zee.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly anything, but specifically a lotta heavy metal and doo-wop.
5. A PERSON YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE WITH FOREVER? Zee. Turns out I was right.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Dinner at CPK, but I go on in forty minutes, so...
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The ocean. Just a little.
8. WHAT IS(ARE) YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My...er...Houdini's old Voisin biplane, my replacement Fraternity talisman (Bee has my original), the earrings Sass got me for my birthday last year, and the snapshots of the Eiffel Tower Bee sent me home with last time I was in New York.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 'Bout six-two, six-three.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? May, when she walked for the first time.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? To die an avatar's death, be obliterated and know I'll never be reborn.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Doesn't matter.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING? I had some pretty grand ideas, but I ended up doing it in an NYPD interrogation room.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni and sausage
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dinner at CPK.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME? Black.
20. WAT GETS YOU THROUGH THE DAY? My girls. People. You. Seriously.
21. WATS BOTHERING YOU THE MOST RIGHT NOW? Scars from my last stunt. Not sure they'll ever heal completely.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? According to my co-worker's boyfriend, Kyle, I have a mancrush on my best friend Sal. Definitely have a crush on my May Bunny.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Fingers, I think. Huh...ya know, I'm not sure?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Affliction's my favorite brand, but I also like Levis for jeans.
30. WHAT'S A GOAL YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH ASAP? Finish working on a new illusion I'm designing.
31. LIGHT SKIN OR DARK SKIN? On me? Middlin', though I tan easy. On chicks? Both, depends on the coloring.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE? "My brain is the key that will set me free."
33. FAVORITE PLACE? Vegas.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Not really? Well, I take that back: I went to Italy for Zee's "funeral."
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Despair, fear, hate...outside of the other team? A good card trick and good Greek food.
37. FIRST JOB? Bussed tables in a restaurant my best friend's dad owned when I was thirteen.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Not really. Been there when they were done, though.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE? Absolutely.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Helping May find her Bee (her favorite pink bear).
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Fuck if I know...my hair?
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Thankfully, no.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Nothing, really. Well...maybe a trip to LA to see some old friends. Or a weekend in New York to chill with my cousin Boney.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES? My daughter's name is Mayilia, it's pretty certain we won't have another one. Shit, we shouldn't even have been able to have May.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Don't think so. My middle name is my dad's name, though.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Helplessness. I like capable women.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? B-ball.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever Zee buys.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Men.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Blushing?
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? I'd have to say yes, but not maniac jealous. I don't worry, I know Zee's my girl for good.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd like to think so.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? Never have.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? They're important, but only for the first twenty minutes of any relationship. You can't meet someone you don't see.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I attack anger. Literally, sometimes.
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS? Gain it, in muscle. I'm too scrawny right now.
60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSTION? Uh...that's kinda personal.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I'd say over three hundred at this point.
62. WHO IS THE BEST YOU EVER HAD? Zee. Seriously, no bullshit.
63. WHO IS YOUR BFF? Toca and Sassy, hands down. Oh, and Ben. He'd cry if I didn't say that.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Potatoes, man.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? My equal and my power.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Tom Tom (only to my dad), Magic Man, Houdini, Ehrie
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? CSI...I watch a lotta reruns.
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES? Cripple them.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint 'n chip at the moment.
71. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED OR ENGAGED? Engaged right now to the girl of my dreams.
72. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING RIGHT NOW? Buried under the covers with my girls and my animals, but I got a show to do.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT? Two shows, an appearance at the REVOLUTION lounge, the demonstration at the Excalibur, then home to see my family. If they're awake.
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER? Wherever Zee's at.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don't much care, I'm just killing time while I get my hair done for the show.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Alice in Chains on the stereo in makeup.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Zee, checking in on her at Control Freak's latest show.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Draw.
81. FAVORITE THING(S) TO HATE? I...don't have favorite hates. I hate them?
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR? Winter.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY? Not a big fan of sweets. Lifesavers are good?
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND? Toca and Sassy. Hary Kellar, too.
85. WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT FOREPLAY? Again, kinda personal.
86. EYE COLOR? Brown.
87. SHOE SIZE? I hate shoes, but when I wear 'em? 9.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? Zankou Chicken, Greek place in LA.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? CPK or the Paradise Cafe at the Mirage.
90. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN'T FALL IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE FOCUSED ON YOUR DREAM? I think love makes achieving my dreams possible.
91. ONE THING YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR? To win my Viper.
92. SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU CRY, BUT IT WAS A HAPPY CRY? When I found out Zee was alive.
93. WHEN DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Soon as me and Zee can agree on the song list for the reception.
94. TWO PEOPLE YOU COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Epimetheus and Harry Houdini
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bottle of water before coming in to work.
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE? Househusband? Maybe.
99. ARE YOU IN LOVE? Yes.
And yes, you read right in there: tonight I'm doing the mentalism demonstration. Anyone that wants to watch me rock it, head over to the Excalibur and watch me do my thing. Party afterwards, drinks on me when I win.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Couple abstract paintings (one of 'em is mine), some family photos
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Talk sometimes, according to Zee.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly anything, but specifically a lotta heavy metal and doo-wop.
5. A PERSON YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE WITH FOREVER? Zee. Turns out I was right.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Dinner at CPK, but I go on in forty minutes, so...
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The ocean. Just a little.
8. WHAT IS(ARE) YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My...er...Houdini's old Voisin biplane, my replacement Fraternity talisman (Bee has my original), the earrings Sass got me for my birthday last year, and the snapshots of the Eiffel Tower Bee sent me home with last time I was in New York.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 'Bout six-two, six-three.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? May, when she walked for the first time.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? To die an avatar's death, be obliterated and know I'll never be reborn.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Doesn't matter.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING? I had some pretty grand ideas, but I ended up doing it in an NYPD interrogation room.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni and sausage
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dinner at CPK.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME? Black.
20. WAT GETS YOU THROUGH THE DAY? My girls. People. You. Seriously.
21. WATS BOTHERING YOU THE MOST RIGHT NOW? Scars from my last stunt. Not sure they'll ever heal completely.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? According to my co-worker's boyfriend, Kyle, I have a mancrush on my best friend Sal. Definitely have a crush on my May Bunny.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Fingers, I think. Huh...ya know, I'm not sure?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Affliction's my favorite brand, but I also like Levis for jeans.
30. WHAT'S A GOAL YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH ASAP? Finish working on a new illusion I'm designing.
31. LIGHT SKIN OR DARK SKIN? On me? Middlin', though I tan easy. On chicks? Both, depends on the coloring.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE? "My brain is the key that will set me free."
33. FAVORITE PLACE? Vegas.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Not really? Well, I take that back: I went to Italy for Zee's "funeral."
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Despair, fear, hate...outside of the other team? A good card trick and good Greek food.
37. FIRST JOB? Bussed tables in a restaurant my best friend's dad owned when I was thirteen.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Not really. Been there when they were done, though.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE? Absolutely.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Helping May find her Bee (her favorite pink bear).
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Fuck if I know...my hair?
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Thankfully, no.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Nothing, really. Well...maybe a trip to LA to see some old friends. Or a weekend in New York to chill with my cousin Boney.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES? My daughter's name is Mayilia, it's pretty certain we won't have another one. Shit, we shouldn't even have been able to have May.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Don't think so. My middle name is my dad's name, though.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Helplessness. I like capable women.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? B-ball.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever Zee buys.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Men.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Blushing?
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? I'd have to say yes, but not maniac jealous. I don't worry, I know Zee's my girl for good.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd like to think so.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? Never have.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? They're important, but only for the first twenty minutes of any relationship. You can't meet someone you don't see.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I attack anger. Literally, sometimes.
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS? Gain it, in muscle. I'm too scrawny right now.
60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSTION? Uh...that's kinda personal.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I'd say over three hundred at this point.
62. WHO IS THE BEST YOU EVER HAD? Zee. Seriously, no bullshit.
63. WHO IS YOUR BFF? Toca and Sassy, hands down. Oh, and Ben. He'd cry if I didn't say that.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Potatoes, man.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? My equal and my power.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Tom Tom (only to my dad), Magic Man, Houdini, Ehrie
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? CSI...I watch a lotta reruns.
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES? Cripple them.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint 'n chip at the moment.
71. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED OR ENGAGED? Engaged right now to the girl of my dreams.
72. WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING RIGHT NOW? Buried under the covers with my girls and my animals, but I got a show to do.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT? Two shows, an appearance at the REVOLUTION lounge, the demonstration at the Excalibur, then home to see my family. If they're awake.
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER? Wherever Zee's at.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Don't much care, I'm just killing time while I get my hair done for the show.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Alice in Chains on the stereo in makeup.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Zee, checking in on her at Control Freak's latest show.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Draw.
81. FAVORITE THING(S) TO HATE? I...don't have favorite hates. I hate them?
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR? Winter.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY? Not a big fan of sweets. Lifesavers are good?
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND? Toca and Sassy. Hary Kellar, too.
85. WHAT DO YOU LOVE ABOUT FOREPLAY? Again, kinda personal.
86. EYE COLOR? Brown.
87. SHOE SIZE? I hate shoes, but when I wear 'em? 9.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? Zankou Chicken, Greek place in LA.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? CPK or the Paradise Cafe at the Mirage.
90. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN'T FALL IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE FOCUSED ON YOUR DREAM? I think love makes achieving my dreams possible.
91. ONE THING YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR? To win my Viper.
92. SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU CRY, BUT IT WAS A HAPPY CRY? When I found out Zee was alive.
93. WHEN DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? Soon as me and Zee can agree on the song list for the reception.
94. TWO PEOPLE YOU COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT? Epimetheus and Harry Houdini
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bottle of water before coming in to work.
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE? Househusband? Maybe.
99. ARE YOU IN LOVE? Yes.
And yes, you read right in there: tonight I'm doing the mentalism demonstration. Anyone that wants to watch me rock it, head over to the Excalibur and watch me do my thing. Party afterwards, drinks on me when I win.