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Reason #47 why I love days off: finally got the chance to put the new Alice in Chains single on my iPod.

This shit's so good I can hardly stand it, and once again I find myself wishing Layne was around to sing it. I'm gonna see if Zee can work her contacts to get me an advance copy of the CD.

Now where the hell's my fiancee? For that matter, where the hell's my daughter and my animals?

...crap, gotta go. Zee just yelled: May's WALKING.

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Aaaahhh! Congratulations!!!!!

She's hanging on to the dog with one hand, but she's walking. My baby girl's mobile, holy shit!!

OMG! Hug her for me! That's fantastic!

I've probably hugged the dog for you at this point. There's a lotta hugging going on, especially below knee level. May's doing legs now.

That is disgustingly cute. I was going to check out your kid to know what to expect but I doubt any child of mine would would be that sweet. I've got a bet going with Andy that I'm not going to deliver him. He's just going to burst from my chest.

May's also developing faster than a human kid, even though she was a preemie. She was three months early and normal size by the time she was about two and a half, three weeks old.

Zee...might agree with ya about the chest thing, though. Least that's what she tells me.

Somehow, her being your kid, I'm not surprised. I'm just waiting for the announcement that she survived her first shish ka-baby.

Well me and Zee agreed to raise her honestly, let her decide if pledging is what she wants? But I'm gonna push for the civilian life for my kid. And if I can't stop her from pledging, I'll damn sure keep her outta showbiz. It's fucking exhausting.

You know just saying that she's probably going to grow up wanting to be just like you. *teases*

You're mean.

My dad didn't want me on the force. He wanted me to go to college. I'm just bein' real.

OUR BABY'S WALKING!!!!

[Stumbles into the living room, where May is toddling along with one hand on Prometheus's side to guide her along.]

Holy mother of...oh my God, she's walking!! Zee, look at her!!!

Gosh, took her long enough.

She's an eight month old preemie, Sass. And the animals have been too soft on her.

I guess with all your magical superpowers you can't read SARCASM.

My baby girl's one step closer to flying the coop and abandoning me, you think I'm thinkin' straight right now?

She ain't even wobbling much now. I'm so proud I can't stand it.

... yeah, I'm sure next week she's going to rent an apartment and move out.

You have a good 18 years, dork.

Eighteen years passes fast, babe.

Whatever you say, Padre.

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