[myl] 44.4 - list of options for my next stunt

[magic_fratboy]

- upside down straightjacket escape
- underwater 100 ft. rope escape
- body suspension
- bank vault escape
- bullet catch
- Buried Alive (sorry, guys, but it's still an option)
- water torture cell (old school or something updated, maybe an endurance deal? See how long I can stay in there...)
- safe escape
- levitate over Capitol Records building
- walk down the side of Capitol Records building
- straightjacket escape in a cell full of snakes (based on a nightmare I had)
- deadlift a semi
- industrial fan crawl (just like it sounds, crawl through a running industrial fan)
- public demonstration of Russian Roulette
- elevator shaft mentalism demonstration (four shafts, one elevator...I choose, I walk in and if the elevator's not there...)

Tommy Karras
Original Character

Comments

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

È matto? Io penso che Lei è perché Lei sta pensando alle bravate più matte del mondo e la Sua andata per farmi avere questo bambino dannare con tutta la pazzia presto anche Lei mi mette attraverso. No. No. No. No. NO. Non permesso.

No.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Enta'ksi, kala, I hear you! I don't speak Italian, but I hear you, okay? I've learned three of those words, none of 'em good.

Baby, it'll be fine. I'm just researching right now. Like the body suspension, what if I did that?

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

Please don't Enta'ksi, kala me. I worry. I'm allowed to.

Suspended over what?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Well then speak English if you're gonna cuss me out, huh?

Okay, I admit: after the baby's born? I got some big ideas, but not now. I was thinking that, if I can actually handle it? Nothing. Honestly. So far, I'm thinking maybe I'd go for endurance rather than something fancy: standard body suspension, just a few feet off the ground. Full body, probably Superman position, and see how long I can hang.

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

I don't want to cuss you out, but I need you, and if there's one thing Italians do is eat and bitch. I do enough eating.

*takes deep breath*

The only way I'll feel even remotely okay with this is if you let me fly a good friend of mine out to do the hooks. She's the best.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I really am just researching at the moment, baby, so you don't got anything to worry about, okay? But gimme her number, I'll call and talk to her. This ain't just an illusion or an escape, this is serious shit. Trust me, I know...and I'm not gonna do dick unless I feel like I know what I'm doing.

[zee-ali.livejournal.com]

This is about you beating the pain, and pushing yourself to the limits, but okay. I'll dig up her card and you can give her a call. Her name is Lita. She'll know who you are, cause we still stay in touch.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Anything that involves a gun? NO. Anything that involves fans chopping you to bits? No!

And, I'm just going to say this again in case you forgot, NO GUNS.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Some of those are illusions, ya know.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Like I care? Really now, Tommy, don't be ridiculous.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my face can still attest to that with the voodoo doll thing.

Sass, seriously. Especially with the baby on the way? I'm not gonna take any undue risks. I'm actually thinking of doing the body suspension, I just gotta research it some more. It's safe stuff, I swear.

[locked from zee]

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Sure, it's safe until the hooks RIP OUT OF YOUR SKIN AND YOU DROP TO YOUR PANCAKED DEATH!

Super safe.

Re: [locked from zee]

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

Okay, first? IF I do it, I'm not takin' on anything more daring than a few feet off the ground. Regular old body suspension, easiest position I can find. This ain't a trick and it ain't an escape. I caught an article online and I got interested is all.