Someone save me. Please?

[magic_fratboy]

Channing's being fucking mean to me. Make her stop.

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[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Uh... she'll kick my ass?

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

The press is starting to write about the show and she's IM-ing me crap they wrote about me. They actually used the word 'sexpot.' Is that even a real word?

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

If Sassafras is a real name then sexpot is a real word. Marilyn Monroe is a sexpot. You should be honored. Get over it, no one writes about me. :(

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

It's embarrassing. And fuck you, I read something about you just a couple weeks ago. Society pages or something. I know I saw it, my co-worker Effie's boyfriend pointed it out to me.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

UGH. Society pages do not count. They just talk about how I run Daddy's company and blah blah blah. That's not even my real job.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

It was something about you being at Bee's wedding, I remember 'cause it talked about the unnamed guy you were with. I'm assuming that's Abe.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Nope, not Cain. I abandoned him for a cute Parisian boy. They do it better.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

I'm tellin' him you said that.

[no-substitution.livejournal.com]

Bring it. He's just gonna try to prove me wrong and I am so not against that. That man leaves bruises I like looking at.

[magic-fratboy.livejournal.com]

TMI, Sass. Way TMI.